You are my last Oasis in a See of rejections that other dijmwitted female No-IT-Alls sea fit to slush in the big pail in the sky. You can sea already I no how to describe words proper.
My 456,784% novel Darkness is a masterclass of romantic lust and depavity set in Borstal (I could changer that to Bristol if you feel it adds class). But I must point out, I did a stretch their last year (my back still hurts) and the guvnor noes I got talent – better than painting my sell black with white stars on the sealing, anyway.
It stars Nifty-Shifty lomax, a exx-con who falls head of heals with lust in the shape of a library bookworm, Molly Flinders, wearing glASSes – and not much else – when I give the warder a spliff to turn away from the ACTSHUN.
I’ll leave you to gess how the story unfolds – but here’s a snitch – hold up your breathing. Will Nifty and Molly get it on outside or is it one step to far? There is a doggin called ROVER, as an added sex interest – you no –too spice it up and make it a mega-cellar.
I just NO you will love it. I have to send the last three chapters because we ran out of bog-roll – dyscemantry cort us out. But I got a good mammary for faeces and one of those minds that can pick locks.
I gotta no fast - return post should do it – because my court case comes up the day after. I will pay you back from my royalties – that’s a promise Felicity.
Nale file enclosed.
LOL from your stalker
Steve (sexy) XXX