Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
When two egoists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted – taint yours and taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to know basis.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.